Random : LAW 101

WARNING: Extremely horrific. Proceed with caution, or with a cup of hot Neslo.  😛


Bedtime story about ‘girls’ :

1. Never ever miss an opportunity to tell her that she’s beautiful. We girls love that.

2. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you’re dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren’t dropping her off, call to be sure she’s home safely. We think that’s really cute and sweet.

3. If a guy is bothering your girlfriend, it is your right to beat the @$#*! out of him. Damn it!

4. If you’re talking to a female friend of yours, pull your sweetheart closer. It’ll make her feel secure that you love her more than the other girl.

5. Girls are fragile. Even if you’re play chess, be very gentle. Let her win once in a while. Okay2.  😛

6. Memorize your sweetheart’s birthday. You forget her birthday and you’re basically screwed for life. Not gonna lie, bhai.  😉

7. You don’t have to spend a million dollars on gift. It doesn’t have to be expensive, or cost anything but it has to be meaningful. Right?   😉

8. Don’t say you understand when you don’t. That’s bad.

9. Remember, girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest. Yeah, I already knew that!  😉

10. If you did something wrong, apologize. Even if you didn’t, do it anyway.

11. I expect you to call me. If you don’t, you go down.

12. When I compare my flabby tummy to a kangaroo pouch, say nothing. Haha, okay2~  😛

13. I’m more forgiving of you than I really should be. Don’t you dare take advantage of that. (Even for a day? Haha  😛 )

14. Girls are very impressed when you ask them for advice. Unless it’s about another girl. Damn it!  😛

15. Girls need to hear how you feel about them. Often. Tell her now.

16. We like it when you tell us what you’re thinking, even if you don’t know yourself. It’s cute.

17. When you compliment us, we aren’t sure how to accept the compliment without leading you on or reject the compliment without hurting you. So just bear with us here.

18. Call sometimes, just to say ‘Hai’, not for a certain reason. When we see your number on phone, our heart always skips a beat. Try calling just to say good night, or good morning. It’s soo adorable!

19. Don’t ONLY tell us what we want to hear. We HATE that, okay?

20. Don’t go to our friends to talk about us. Come straight to us lah!

21. We LOVE it when you get nervous around us. It’s adorable! Don’t think you have to be Mr. Cool  all the time.

22. When a girl likes a guy, she subconsciously gives him a song that makes her think of him every time she hears it.

23. If we’re not talking to you, we secretly want you to talk to us first.

24. We get really happy when you show any sign of interest. Don’t just do it and then never do it again. Bad… Bad… Bad…

25. We girls give you guys code names so that you don’t know that we’re talking about you.  100101100 huh?   8)

26. Every time you smile at us, it may mean only a little to you, but it means the world to us. Don’t take the little things for granted.

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P/s : I’m lovin it. Err…   8)

-GM Yusri-

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~ by GM Yusri on April 18, 2010.

4 Responses to “Random : LAW 101”

  1. nice~~haha..hbat demo boh..bleh jadi match maker..haha

    • Haha.
      Kuat bena ngepong kawe loni
      Nk cendol smangkuk ko guano boh? 😛

      Dop leh boh matchmaker.
      Ambo apply jdi milo lh dlu
      Haha 😛

  2. Ha.. pandaiiii jek.. wekk d0ne333

    • Hahaha
      Btul sume ke kat atas tu?
      Hmm…

      ‘Wekk done’ tuuu~
      New word~
      Haha 😛

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